Motherfucking Shenanigans
My 'sister' is gigi-chan
My cousin is m-melancholia

My pesterchum was generousThinker

I track crazyassshenanigans

My pesterchum fucked up a while back but im going to get it back up again...uh...later

theyellowbrickroad:

all of my plans for the future start out with “when i get rich”

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lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

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coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: fxckyork)

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When that one person logs on

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or gracefull either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painfull

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daedragoddess:

repeat after me

if a bi, pan, or asexual person dates someone of the opposite gender

IT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE STRAIGHT

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crystallized-teardrops:

nothing makes me more sad and mad than seeing the nicest people being treated like crap

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(Source: still-hoping-for-better-days)

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monobeartheater:

friggilywiggily:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

The geese are back? God i hate them so fucking much

this is a good example of how shitty highschool newspapers are

(Source: kiryewin)

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shibeme:

I did this within the span of ten minutes

I am tired

I have no excuse

Nerd made me do it

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mvrmur:

I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

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